days-e:

So happy that a new Animal Crossing game was finally announced!!!

surprisebitch:

abercrombee:

violaslayvis:

this is so funny

i’d respond to this

plus points for creativity

sunastreo:

lohver:

today my prof said to my class “you don’t truly love someone until they’ve hurt you and you still think of them as the greatest person in the world. Love is the most violent act.” ok ok ok

men are so fucking weird and scary? don’t let any man ever convince you love is supposed to be painful or violent. don’t let any man justify his wrongful actions by saying they’re just part of what True Love is.

It’s not that deep y’all everyone gets hurt in relationships, it’s unavoidable. You can feel hard done by by someone sometimes but still love them. Why’d you assume “hurt” means “ hurting violently and intentionally” ??

opuseponymustard:

the most blessed 49 seconds of anything you’ll watch today

infcstissumam:

nuka-rockit:

congrats! you made it through another day!! shits hard!! like, being alive is fucking hard work!!  but you did it! !! good job

catacombsaint:

fic idea: papa nil tenderly tucks a Werther’s Original into your mouth whilst he plows yo–

eunnieboo:

so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okay

but then

that is my dad with a pigeon on his head.

SO OF COURSE MY REACTION WAS JUST “WHAT?! HOW??? HOW” and APPARENTLY when my dad was outside gardening, he saw it land on the roof of our house. and then it just. flew down. and landed on his head

BUT NOW IT WON’T LEAVE

like the other morning i stepped outside to call my dad in for lunch and the pigeon was just sitting on the front porch watching him work

best friends forever

sanctuaryforascrivener:

elodieunderglass:

cedrwydden:

hallandoates1970topresent:

tapireye:

can’t stop loving

medieval art

who could forget such classics as

Fish with Human Feet, Disgruntled that Life on Land sucks Just as much as it did In Water

Nuns Enjoying Their Yearly Harvest

A moknkey doing That Thing whilst Hedgehog looks on

Forlorn Cat with Vulva plays Mandolin

Them

Queen Cheats on Husband with Weird Serpent Man

and my favorite

Derrick You Leave your Sister Alone she is Your Family Now

It’s Just a Flesh Wound

Man Is Weirdly Unimpressed by Thirteen-Armed Woman

Dude, Put Some Fucking Hose On!!!

This Guy

@fozmeadows sent this to me with no explanation, with the ease born of long friendship

@aerorwenfalls

ukulelette:

the best of Ghost: part 1

*I normally wouldn’t consider Papa falling as a funny moment but here the timing was just so ironically perfect with the lyrics I couldn’t not gif it. I’m glad the fall wasn’t too hard and that he’s okay. I love you Papa ♥

i-am-a-fish:

kurochi777:

i-am-a-fish:

like this post and I will instantly teleport to your home and gobble up your shower curtain

My shower curtain is glass

well crunchity munchity then, you think that will stop me?

a-night-like–this:

Robert Smith // 2016

gr3y-sp4ce:

person: I can’t sleep.

papa iii: hmn? what’s wrong child? can’t sleep? is it The Boogeyman? hmph, well I tell you he is no being to fear. he’s quite the wimp! but I digress. what troubles your soul? do you want to talk about it? I can make cocoa. no no don’t worry about me. I can sleep wherever and whenever I want! I like to think I am part cat, in a way. but if you wake me, I will give you such a scratch! ehe, I digress again. but please. I wish to help you. even if it means just me sitting next to you. reading you a book maybe. Donald Trump’s tweets? bah, no, that would make me too angry to go to sleep, much less you! but eh. please. you can tell me anything, and I will give you the best advice I can.

person: I can’t sleep.

papa ii:

gghuleh:

papa i was scary
papa ii was scary and hot
papa iii is so hot that its scary

cardicishot:

Is this a good meme?